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| Top Ten Reasons Why Clark Didnt go to Canada This weekend! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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10) Because friday night we got tanked and I tried to fit five kegs in my room. 9) Because I tried to get oral sex from a plastic Christmas tree. 8) Because our friend Jamie tried to fight a retard. 7) Because my roomate pete got a hummer on dietz's bed and blew his load all over dietz's sheets. 6)Because I got freaky with two really fat girls in the back of pete's car. 5) Because I stripped naked and did a little dance going way beyond phase 2. 4)Because I got locked out of my room with nothing but a towl and couldnt get back in. Which was a problem because the Zoo Keeper came to my floor due to the report of a run away grizzle bear. 3)Because the half way house dinner has never had nutz like mine on there table 2)Because we would have missed, Andre, Tyrone and Titto's phone calls during the radio show. 1)Because Dietz and I would have missed the Japanese Cartoon that we watched at 9am Saterday morning, after drinking way to much beer and having toillet paper in my pants because the men's bathroom at Timmy Hortons was all out. So I had to venture into the womens bathroom to get what I needed to wipe my ass. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Peter Honig is Cool ! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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I got a really interesting E-mail from number 16 himself! Peter Honig. Just thought I would share it with you all. "271 visitors huh Wigg; isn't that the amount of times more ass I have gotten than you? Just checking. -Honig" Thats a really funny letter. I wonder if he counts that time he asked kathleen for a condom as one of those 271 ? Or the time he couldnt blow his load. Is that part of that number as well ? Just wondering, I am glad his ego hasnt gotten tainted in college either. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Junk ~ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
Guess, What ? I got a real DJ job! WSLN 98.7 "The Z" So I will be doing that Wed. Nights! Make sure to tune in sunday nights to my live show on the internet. Also sometimes during the week I might be doing some broadcasts aswell. I should be in Bronxville In late Febuary, so if anyone is planning on being there let me know. I hope to have someone to hang w/ for a weekend or so. P.S. There is music on the I-NET station all the time and lots of funny skits so tune in! |
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